shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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