No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Ladies don't puke and tell
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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