Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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