Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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