We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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