if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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