You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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