i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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