I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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