I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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