So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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