Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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