So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Randomize
