Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Randomize
