you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Im part way to drunk.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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