my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
