I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
and she was petting her beer can
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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