this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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