Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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