thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Acid is not a monday night drug
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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