i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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