There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner