we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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