Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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