in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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