her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
