Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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