I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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