From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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