I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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