id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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