K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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