Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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