I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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