Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
