Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
