Cold hands, warm shart.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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