the new term for farting is butt boxing.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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