And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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