Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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