love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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