my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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