whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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