The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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