It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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