shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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