How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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