I'd wear matching sweaters with you
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
