the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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