Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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