There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
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she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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