Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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