but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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