He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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