yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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