OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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